Shoes,
shoes, shoes
Hello,
my name is Jamie and I’m a shoe addict. I love SHOES! All colors, shapes and styles! I am a shoe whore and I’m
not afraid to admit it at all! My shoe collection as I like to call it is
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I have 35 pairs of heel’s, 41 pairs of sandals, 13 pairs of cowboy boots, 11 pairs of other boots, 5 pairs of sneakers, 7 pairs of flats
& 10 pair of flip flops. So the collection total is… aww hell I can’t even do the
math! Shoes can either make or break an outfit. There are serious shoe wearing
rules that should be followed! I could go on forever about these rules.
I
once went to a friend’s house and saw these hideous 1980’s nurse/old lady
shoes. Being the non-filtered gal that I am, I shared my horror with her about
these grotesque, homely, ugly pieces of shit!
Have
ya’ll ever heard of KARMA? Well, here’s a super short definition for you “whatever
you do or say comes back to you.” Well, my dears KARMA has come back to me
biting me in the ass or on the foot in this case! Big
time!
RA
has taken over my right foot causing me so much pain that I can’t get a damn
shoe from my “collection” on! This is
where you should be shedding tears!!!!!!!
Two
summers ago I ran my foot over with a cart weighing more than me. My foot was
bruised and swelled, but that didn’t stop me from shoving that fractured foot
into a red stiletto for a night of dancing! That proves my commitment &
love for my shoes!
For
the last 6 months I have been only able to rock my cute flippers. In case you
haven’t noticed summer is over, fall is upon us and winter is around the
corner. I live in dirty Jersey and not sunny Cali anymore. So I need closed toe
shoes! I have been on the hunt for 2 months now AND let me tell you YUCKA,
YUCKA, YUCKA! There are absolutely NO shoes that meet my snobby criteria out
there! What the hell?!?!?!? There has to be something out there for me. You
know that perfect pain free, sexy, hot shoe. Ya know, like prince charming!
Where oh where are you?!?!?! UGH! My shoe hunt still continues! And while I’m
hunting for my prince I’ll be waiting to get into the Dr. for cortisone shots in
my poor sad shoeless foot.
Still
finding my om with RA…………..
Peace,
Love and Light to all!
P.S. Ladies please do me a favor this weekend ~ put on your most
sexist shoes and go out and flaunt them or heck just wear them while you’re vacuuming
and if you have a tiara slap that on too and rock it! xoxoxo
