Shoes, shoes, shoes

Shoes, shoes, shoes

Hello, my name is Jamie and I’m a shoe addict. I love SHOES! All colors, shapes and styles!  I am a shoe whore and I’m not afraid to admit it at all! My shoe collection as I like to call it is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I have 35 pairs of heel’s, 41 pairs of sandals, 13 pairs of cowboy boots, 11 pairs of other boots, 5 pairs of sneakers, 7 pairs of flats & 10 pair of flip flops. So the collection total is… aww hell I can’t even do the math! Shoes can either make or break an outfit. There are serious shoe wearing rules that should be followed! I could go on forever about these rules.

I once went to a friend’s house and saw these hideous 1980’s nurse/old lady shoes. Being the non-filtered gal that I am, I shared my horror with her about these grotesque, homely, ugly pieces of shit!

Have ya’ll ever heard of KARMA? Well, here’s a super short definition for you “whatever you do or say comes back to you.” Well, my dears KARMA has come back to me biting me in the ass or on the foot in this case!  Big time!

RA has taken over my right foot causing me so much pain that I can’t get a damn shoe from my “collection” on!  This is where you should be shedding tears!!!!!!!           

Two summers ago I ran my foot over with a cart weighing more than me. My foot was bruised and swelled, but that didn’t stop me from shoving that fractured foot into a red stiletto for a night of dancing! That proves my commitment & love for my shoes!

For the last 6 months I have been only able to rock my cute flippers. In case you haven’t noticed summer is over, fall is upon us and winter is around the corner. I live in dirty Jersey and not sunny Cali anymore. So I need closed toe shoes! I have been on the hunt for 2 months now AND let me tell you YUCKA, YUCKA, YUCKA! There are absolutely NO shoes that meet my snobby criteria out there! What the hell?!?!?!? There has to be something out there for me. You know that perfect pain free, sexy, hot shoe. Ya know, like prince charming! Where oh where are you?!?!?! UGH! My shoe hunt still continues! And while I’m hunting for my prince I’ll be waiting to get into the Dr. for cortisone shots in my poor sad shoeless foot.

Still finding my om with RA…………..

Peace, Love and Light to all!

P.S. Ladies please do me a favor this weekend ~ put on your most sexist shoes and go out and flaunt them or heck just wear them while you’re vacuuming and if you have a tiara slap that on too and rock it! xoxoxo