Thursday, February 4, 2016

Highway travels



I've put 4000 miles on my not so new anymore GMC Terrain in the last 2 month travel to MD! It also costs me $20 in tolls. My morning drive I sorta meditate. But, my drive home not so much! I suffer from a slight case of road rage! And I turn into that kid on the nationwide ins. commercial yelling “move it”!

I have learned quite a lot on my 110 mile round-trip travels. I've learned that some folks really should not have a license. Truckers must really not realize that their trucks should stay in 1 lane and not 2. I wonder if drivers think that once they get on the highway their blinkers stop working?!?! And when you see a man drinking Pabst blue ribbon canned beer driving down 95 the state police really don't care when you call them! 

Also, I would like to make some public service announcements ~ the left lane is really the FAST and if I can count your stick figure family you really shouldn't be there. If the PoPos have a car pulled over all the over in the northbound lanes and we're traveling south bound there is ABSOLUTELY no reason for you to slam on your brakes! They are not going to sprout magical powers and fly over 6 lanes to get you for speeding 5 miles over the limit!! And you know those signs you see letting you know that tolls are coming up?? That means you're going to have to hand over some $$ so start getting it together. And those bumpies before the tolls… means have said $ ready so I don't have to wait 10 mins behind you while you dig around for $$!! Also, when you leave the rest-stops that long lane before you get dumped into the fast lane (you know where some folks are doing like 80) on the in highway is for you to get your speed up! NOT, for you to continue eating your Roy Rogers hamburger going 30 mph!
I probably could go on for another 10 minutes with my PSA but, I don’t want to bore ya’ll anymore!

P.S. At mile marker 105 don’t forget to thank the Lady of the Highway for keeping you safe in your travels!!

Still finding my om with RA…………..


Peace, Love and Light to all!





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